Doctor`ia zilei
Doctorul catre pacient: – Sunteti bautor?
Pacientul: – Nu.
Doctorul:- Bun. Tineti-mi, va rog, sticla asta pana ma leg la pantofi. 
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Pacientul , dupa anestezie, isi intreaba medicul: – Doctore, ati reusit sa-mi pastrati piciorul?
Doctorul: – Desigur, sta acolo intr-un borcan cu formalina…
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La medic intra un tip cam indispus: – Domnule doctor, de cateva zile nu am scaun… Medicul, linistit: – Pai, asezati-va aici. 